Since the last series of ‘Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show’ the irrepressible south London wide boy geezer has banged seven birds, if you want to be number eight you can catch him on the road at in Brum and Cov… Qwaliteeeee!!!
Hi Lee, what’s a typical day for you at the moment?
Is being famous all that it’s cracked up to be?
All and more innit! Birds, partying and celebs. Qualityyyyy!
What is the best thing that happened to you lately?
Last Thursday – all clear at the STD clinic.
If you weren’t doing what you are doing now what do you think you’d be doing?
Bermondsey McDonald’s assistant manager.
Were you ever a Goth/Crusty/Emo/Raver?
I was a little bit of a raver, nothing major, just a 40-pills-a-weekend man.
Have you ever been arrested?
I’m saying nothing til I’ve spoken to my lawyer.
Where’s the best place to go to meet a member of the opposite sex?
Croydon NCP car park, Friday’s, 9pm.
Would you like your son, Stairwell, to go to Uni when he’s older? What would you like him to be?
As a dad it’s important to not put pressure on your kid so I don’t mind what he does so long as he’s a well rich Premier League footballer and married to a stunning 6 foot tall blonde RnB star with massive tits.
Any style tips you can offer?
A sick looking cap always makes you look like a legend.
What records always get you onto the dance floor?
Don’t matter so long as I’m off my box.
What are you like after five Tequilas in the bar?
Ready for the next round.
When you were at school what did you want to be when you left?
A full time legend.
If you were on the Internet for one hour what websites would you look at?
That Tulisa vid innit!
What jobs have you done in the past?
I worked in B&Q. It was the best job ever coz you got to tell all the customers to do it themselves.
Why do people have it in for students?
Coz they reckon they’re cleverer than everyone else yet they pay £10,000 a year, for 3 years, to not get a job at the end of it.
When was the last time you were star struck?
When Ronald McDonald visited my local Maccie D’s
Is there anything that’s shocked you when you’ve met other famous people?
Just how fit Jessie J is up close.
What should everyone shut up about?
Me not having any car insurance.
If you could ask another celebrity a question who and what would you ask?
I’d ask Amy Childs to take all her clothes off.
Any life tips to pass on to our readers?
Catch Lee Nelson on his nationwide stand-up tour ‘Lee Nelson Live’ throughout November and December.
We have 5 copies of Lee’s brand new DVD to giveaway. To be in for a chance of winning a copy just tell us: What is Lee’s son called?
Send your answer along with your name, address and date of birth to competitions [@] fusedmagazine.com.
Please put “Lee Nelson” in the subject box. Deadline for entry is: 30/11/12.
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